“If programming languages could speak, really speak, not just crunch bytes and stream bits, they would have much to say that is both wise and profound.” Burningbird told that story in a parable of languages.

Harry Chesley adds, on a similar note, what might be said if a group of programmers walk into a bar, to which I can only add that the LZX programmer would declare:

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What do you think?